Wouldn’t it be great to live in the world of Star Wars? Oh, sure, you might have to deal with random incursions on your home planet by jerks in fancy helmets. You might run afoul of some rough and tumble characters at your local cantina — or you might be one of those characters, and end up getting your arm sliced off by an old British dude with a lightsaber. All kinds of crazy things might happen in that world, but hey, crazy things happen in our real world, too. It’d mostly be a hoot — unless, of course, you end up working for the Empire. If you think your boss is always on your back or intrudes too heavily upon your privacy, just wait until you hear about the working conditions of your average Imperial Stormtrooper — and in particular, what really goes on inside those helmets.